Children jokes
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."