Children jokes
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Mom, mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand..... Little Johnny, good! But he's not born yet.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
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What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.