Children jokes
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Memes
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'