Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Children Jokes
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
