What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
why dont orphans care if they get in trouble, cant call their parents
how do you make an orphans hands bleed make it clap until it's parents come home
Why do orphan hate school because of home work
Why do orphans love foster homes Because they actually have a home
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
HIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE ORPHANS
There’s 365 days in a year orfans have 363 because they don’t have a mother’s or Father’s Day
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Why can’t orphans play baseball
Cause they can never hit a homerun
Why cant orphans have sex
Because there is nobody to call daddy
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
what do blind kids and orhans have n common? both cant see their parents
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the neverland ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK
