Children jokes
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.