Children jokes
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Memes
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.