Children jokes
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
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What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.