Children jokes

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

- Home Alone

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What company do orphans hate the most?

S. C. Johnson, a family company.

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?

Neither can be found.

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

What do orphans not see on a controller?

The home button.

What are two things that an orphan can’t have?

Two parents.

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

What's the same about boxes and children?

They're both found in basements.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"