Children jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.