one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"
dad- HONEY
mom- what
dad- all of the broken condums are on the bed
mom- WHAT!?
children- *staring*
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies
My Freind: Your Ugly The Ophanage: That's What I said To All My Children
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"
Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"
where did the children go after he step on the land mine
there, there, over there, and over here to
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute.
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office. The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
Why did the cops come over .
Because parents had kids in there basement.
so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say "what are you gonna do tell your parents?"
can orphans eat at a fmaily resturant?
Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
why do orphans play Roblox because there is a game called adopt me
Why can’t orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then don’t have a mom or dad
You do orphans love doing crime?
Cuz they want to be wanted
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
