Children jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Memes
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.