Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad can’t wake them up
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
