Children jokes

What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

What's yellow all over and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"

Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead. 😁

Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

What's big, black, and touches children?

Harambe.

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make it clap until its parents come home.

I read to deaf kids in my spare time.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.