Children jokes
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.