Children jokes
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.