What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝