Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave the for the milk
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
Im not a robot but orphans are
orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed
What does an orphan and a dog have in common? Both got taken from their parents.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
what is the same with emo and orphans they both are unwanted
What company do orphans hate the most?
Sc Johnson a family company
Why doesn't the orphans phone have a homepage being it doesn't have a home
Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream
Wife: “I want another baby” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one”
Why does shows have a family? Because they are Pair-rents!
What film do orphans hate Instant family
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane
I’m bout a go to the orphanage to say yomama jokes
I'm making a website for orphans wont add the home page
