Children jokes
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.