Children jokes
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.