Children jokes
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Memes
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.