Children jokes
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What game is for kids? Uno.