Children jokes
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."