Children jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Memes
when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️