Children jokes
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.