"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
What’s a orphans favourite food
:not home food
Me:hey I’m your mom orphan:yay you came back me:sike
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
What do priests give children? Syphilis
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says screw the women and children Joe Biden says do we have that much time?
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What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
why does the please touch museum sounds like police touch musuem? because they gotta watch out for the pedos
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
What do you call gay parents. poly,
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
