Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Children Jokes
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
