Children jokes
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Memes
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."