Children jokes
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.