Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
what did the parents say to the orphan were are your parents? Oh......Wait
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
