Children jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.