What do orphans not see on controller- home button
me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!
What are Teo things that an orphan can’t have...
Two parents
What do you call peg and cat from peg + cat? Egg + splat. Eggy joke for all too enjoy
Whats the dame about boxes and children. There both found in basements
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouth
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common? Are you ready kids?
why dont orphans get dad jokes because they dont have a dad to tell them
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster
I play saxophone and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason I got multiple restraining orders because I said “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson”, I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak
