Children jokes
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Memes
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.