Children jokes
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Memes
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.