Children jokes
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
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Good luck, Jake.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.