How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
why cant orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb, not 27 bc my basement is still dark.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?