Children jokes
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
My parents love me.