Children jokes
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.