Children jokes
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.