Children Jokes

Why arent orphans good at monopoly?

They dont know what a house is

why are orphans good at dodgeball?

They can dodge adoptions

whats a orphans favorite roblox game? adopt me

What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Orphans go to church to call someone father.

I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.

What’s the difference between orphans and blind children? None. Neither can see their parents

Whats the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.

What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4

COME MY CHILDREN TO THE BREAD CULTT

what was the orphans name jake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣

Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back

why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back