Children jokes
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.