Q. There were 2 sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named? A. Denephew.
Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
what is the difference between a orphan and a deaf kid? they can't hear or speak to theirs parents that never came back
Children are like farts. You can only tolerate your own.
What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
Orphans are lonely
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
F in orphan means family
