Children jokes

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.

What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

Come, my children, to the bread cult!

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

Everyone likes orphans but their parents.

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

What show do orphans hate?

Family Guy.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.

Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.

Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can’t sniff their hair.