Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
Why is frozen a good movie for orphans? Because they know how to 'let it go' when their parents went
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn't turned on by dead children.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the home page.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned
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1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Follow for candy kids like for pizza kids commet for kids
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both dont have familys to go to.
