Children jokes
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.