Children jokes
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!