What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.