I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
