Children jokes
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."