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Jack and Jill's surprise

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Comments (55)

too good

I can relate

That took a turn

I just pissed my self in class. LOL 10/10

😭my dog jill died and her bro is still alive for me this is not funny

Goddamn My rudeness is a joke, you went a wee bit too far on dat one

ANoNyMoUs look... If Lizzie didn't want dark jokes she shouldn't be here. Simple as that. Rudeness just said it a bit cruder

Give her a phuccing break. Lizzie's dog died that's why she's here to cheer up.

phucking loved that one it was great

Lizzie didn't have to be here or comment so she walked right into that one

My rudeness is a joke shut up and don’t be an asshole

my childhood has left the chat

My dog's dead too. My parents said they wouldn't get me a new one until my old one died, and I hugged my dog, went straight to the window, and told my dog 'thank you for your service'

Your the fucking 🐐 bro🤘🏾

That’s fucked up

@jack yea for you, because you sucked a dudes dick

Bruh not funny ok

Welp-

lmao when you find out your crush is trans

I was looking at this with my bf- that went well, so thanks ^_^

Lizzie stfu no one gives a fuck about your problems. Its dark humor about a girl named jill not a dog you moron. Not everythings about you, and everyone supporting her is a hard simp for someone whos prob a 40 yr old male living in his mothers basement, fapping off to porn, while tryharding to gain some simps over a dog no one gives a fuck about you annoying cunt. No matter how rude what i just said was, it was facts

@MidgetMan946 yesssir. And golly gee, this is just the place! There's sexual jokes, murder jokes, and frankly the name of the diddly-darn site its self just screams positivity!

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i agree with legion.

FUCK U LIZZIEZ DED DAWG!

ANoNyMoUs

nice name there, b u d

I agree with you 3.

11 outta 10

So fucking hilarious bro

I read this in class and got in trouble for bursting out in laughter

Was reading this at 2 am I almost died 💀😂

Jill's name is Randy... too long winded you

Why is it every joke somebody starts bitching and then it ruins the fucking joke, Lizzie sry about ur dog but shut tf up

That caught me off guard! (Just like Jack lmao)

same with me, except i knew thet he was randy the whole tim

Best joke on the site confirmed good shit