Children

Children jokes

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

Dad: Because she was made there.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

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  • Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

    A. Denephew.

    Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.

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  • When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

    It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

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  • What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

    If you throw them, they both will never come back.

    What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

    I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

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  • Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

    A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

    Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.