If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.
who make hard candy for the kids
solve
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
