What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.