im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
why cant orphans be gay?cecause theyhave no one they can call daddy
Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Imagine orphans watching spiderman no way home.
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
Mia’s mother has 5 kids Lilly abby Alexa mila and.... Q: who is last A: Mia Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady you don’t need to yodel about it
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
COME MY CHILDREN TO THE BREAD CULTT
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.
