Children jokes

How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!

what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

people go there to fix their mistakes.

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

Kid 1: "As if."

Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?

Names.

What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.

What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.

Orphans: YAY!

5 minutes later...

Orphans: Wait... where's the...

Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*

Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can’t sniff their hair.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.