why do orphans play Roblox because there is a game called adopt me
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the neverland ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What are the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
