Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
Technically speaking, Urmom/urfather jokes have no affect on Orphans
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the neverland ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave the for the milk
What are the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Orphans are so vulnerable they have no parents to tell- Masai
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
