What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Orphans are so vulnerable they have no parents to tell- Masai
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
