What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?