The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Children Jokes
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Like this if you are in foster care.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Cocomelon.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
