Children jokes
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.