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imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Ejaculated in her braces call that children behind bars
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Q: how many children does it take to shingle a roof? A: depends on how thinly you slice them
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common? Dogs get loved
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Why doesn't the orphans phone have a homepage being it doesn't have a home
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
What company do orphans hate the most?
Sc Johnson a family company
mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
