Childhood jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Memes
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
UHH, DADDY!
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.