Childhood jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.
The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
My wife thinks I'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.