Childhood jokes
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Mommy kisses my butt.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.