Childhood jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Memes
5th grade me
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Mommy kisses my butt.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.