Childhood jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Mommy kisses my butt.
Memes
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
UHH, DADDY!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅