Childhood jokes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
UHH, DADDY!
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!