Childhood jokes
UHH, DADDY!
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Memes
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.