Childhood jokes
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
UHH, DADDY!
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.