Childhood jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Mommy kisses my butt.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
just follow me please one more im at 50
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
UHH, DADDY!
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.