Childhood jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.