Childhood jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
FOR REAL
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."