Childhood jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
are you serious right neow
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.