Childhood jokes
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.