Childhood jokes

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?

Because it didn’t have one.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

They always come back.

My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?

They are afraid they won't find home.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?

Because he did not have one.

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What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!