Childhood jokes
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.