Childhood jokes
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.