Childhood jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.