Childhood jokes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!