Childhood jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
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Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.