Childhood jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.