Childhood jokes
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!