What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
