Childhood jokes
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.