Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Childhood Jokes
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
