Childhood jokes
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Broccoli is like anal sex. If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...