Childhood jokes

Why do orphans use water for their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

My father left me at a young age.

He was only five.

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

Because they needed someone to call "daddy".

What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because there would be no home base.

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?

A: Because the ball comes back.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?

Family Guy.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.

Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.