Childhood jokes
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Memes
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.