Childhood jokes
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.