Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
