Childhood jokes

Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?

Why do orphans use water for their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

My father left me at a young age.

He was only five.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

Because they needed someone to call "daddy".

What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."

Q. Why do orphans love elevators?

A. Because they're the only things to raise them.

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?

A: Because the ball comes back.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because there would be no home base.

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.