What do you call a cross between a priest and a child? The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
TO ALL THE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE HELLO!!!!! HEY!!!! HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU? ( BTW I'M A KID TO I'M HAYLEY AND I'M TURNING 13 MY B DAY IS 10/08/2008)
Q: a mom had 5 children - January, febuary, march, april what is the name of the fifth child? A: What.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?
THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE
The orphan had to earn money because he didn't have parents to give him/her and allowance...
What do you call a child with no family? Names
Why didn't the child go to school? Because he died of a heroin overdose.
what is a orphans first step to the orphanage
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
A Down child is drowning, he calls help with all of his voice:<<Somebody help me!! I'm Downing>>
BA DUM TSS
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
have a child u don’t want just drop them off at a school they don’t know and drive away
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church
What flavour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
