Child jokes
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Memes
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
I make baby mush.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.