I make baby mush.
Child Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
