Child jokes
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Memes
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.