Child jokes
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂