What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Child Jokes
What is an orphanās least favorite childrenās game?
House.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. šš
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
They donāt know where home is.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
