Child jokes
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.