Child jokes
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Memes
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.