Child jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.