Child jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Memes
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.