Child jokes
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.