How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I make baby mush.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
