Child jokes
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
William Afton in a nutshell
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.