Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
What flavour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
teacher we have new student hes an orphan student oof teacher is anyone missing student his parents
The orphan had to earn money because he didn't have parents to give him/her and allowance...
Orphan: I finally have a father! God: And who is that? Orphan: You! God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me. Orphan: :l
why does aaron cry at night his alcoholic father beats him
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies
(He was hit by a train
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia
I always use chloroform when stealing a child
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
i bet when your mom first saw you she said oh my god this aint my child my child would look amazing
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
kid:dad what happen to the kid napper. dad:he had a nap Kid:where is he now dad:HELL
today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said 'ok' and licked the bread. 'it's really easy to spread' he said. LOL!
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish so he started to yell out lil fishy lil fishy lil fishy they called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt
What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
