I saw a little boy sitting ona curb wearing rags. i said: "aww are you an Orphan?" And he responded with "Yea. What gave me away?" And i said: "Your parents."
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
why do orphans play tennis
Because its the only love they get
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
What do u call a orphan a bootysnagger45
How would Steven Hawkins mom punish him as a kid
Power off his chair.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad? Cuz they need self love
What do you call a child predator and a illegalimmagrant alien vs predator
I once saw an orphan... Decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"...... They didn't reply.... I kept asking them.... They started crying.... I started laughing.... They ran away.....
Why is a orphan rlly good at being naughty? Bc they have no one to tell them of
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
