Child Jokes

What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares

What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.

What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.

i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.

stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts

Why couldn't the orphan use the swing, because they had no arms.

when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!

What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN

i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p

Little Johnny died

my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention

for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess

So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage

An orphan goes up to someone the guy ses were are you parents

the orphan ses why do you think im wearing ripped pyjamas

Children are so ungrateful nowadays I got my daughter a bike but now she’s crying on the floor saying “I don’t have legs”

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad Mom: quite son we only get this once a month

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.