Child jokes
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.