Child jokes
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.