What did the orphans mum say before she abandoned her child? OH it’s a b#tch
what is the perfect job for a paedophile
a physical doctor for kids
Cancer kids be like: When I grow up... lol nevermind
This joke never gets old. Just like the child
The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
If you punch and orphan they can't do anything the can't tell their parents
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!!!!!!!!
My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor
Where do pedofiles do when they wake up
Turn on the child safety lock on the car
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde." The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
TO ALL THE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE HELLO!!!!! HEY!!!! HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU? ( BTW I'M A KID TO I'M HAYLEY AND I'M TURNING 13 MY B DAY IS 10/08/2008)
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
what is a orphans first step to the orphanage
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
A Down child is drowning, he calls help with all of his voice:<<Somebody help me!! I'm Downing>>
BA DUM TSS
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
Addison Banks Age (8) "I'm a little brat who won't shut up the hell! And stop talking!
