Child jokes
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
How i feel when...
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Orphans are lonely.
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Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.