Child jokes

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

What is an emo kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

Orphans are lonely.

Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!

Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.