Child jokes
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
Memes
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
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Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Orphans are lonely.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.