Child jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.