Child jokes
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
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What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Memes
Orphans are lonely.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!