Child

Child jokes

Adoption

    • A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”

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    • Bible

    • Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.

    —Romans 8:15-16

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    • Redneck

    • How do you find a redneck virgin?

    Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

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    • Orphan

    • How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.

    Child memes

    Daughter

    • Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"

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    • Church

    • A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

    Math

    • Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

    Church

    • What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

    They're both full of child groomers.

    Name

    • How did the Asian couple name their child?

    They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.

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    • Orphan

    • I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

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