Child jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Memes
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Orphans are lonely.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!