Child jokes
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."