Child jokes
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Memes
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
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Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.