Child jokes
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Orphans are lonely.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.