What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Why is it okay to hit a orphan
It's not like it can tell it's parents
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No because they already are on one
An orphin usees a family bathroom and when he comes out he gets told this is a family bathroom
What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child
Sally
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball ................ because he couldn't find home !!!
Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
da baby
