Child jokes
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.