Child jokes
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
What did the mom say to the baby?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."