Child jokes
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
say hello to my little princess. isnt she beutifull?? xx
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.