Child jokes
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
When you see a girl
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.