Parental guidance jokes

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."

Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.