Parental guidance jokes
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 馃槶
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
It鈥檚 like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.