Parental guidance jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. đ
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"