Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo? yell ''FAMILY PICTURES!"
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son? Answer: David
bowling is like child support .balls
And Mary said God had given her a child. So Joseph went and joined 'Fathers For Justice'.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Does a migit count as a orphan?
What do a family dollar and a orphan they have a f in it for family
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
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Guys, what do you call a un aborted and parents less child?... An orphan
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Whats a orphans favourite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
what does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
