I once saw an orphan... Decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"...... They didn't reply.... I kept asking them.... They started crying.... I started laughing.... They ran away.....
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad? Cuz they need self love
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Why is a orphan rlly good at being naughty? Bc they have no one to tell them of
What do you call a child predator and a illegalimmagrant alien vs predator
What do u call a orphan a bootysnagger45
How would Steven Hawkins mom punish him as a kid
Power off his chair.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
The Orphanage said i coudnt go home.
Your dad is gone
The other day my mom called me a retard I'm now an orphan
Why did the child die? To see god our father