Child jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Ur adopted.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3