An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
