Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can i have some milk?" He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: "No your dad still isn't back with it."
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE!
You gotta believe me!
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.
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What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
What’s a orphan favorite event.
Homecoming
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2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
An Orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday, i said "Don't you have a family?"
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch
a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
