Child jokes
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
POV: it's picture day, but you can't sit still, even though your mom told you to but you got to exsited, about and you were just in it for the icecream at the shop, and then your mom says sit still but you don't listen, and honestly that would be me fr, NOT THAT DEEP BRO........
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.