Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Orphans and Baseball
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "run home." In baseball, it means running to the final base to score. But for orphans, it's a sad jab at the fact they don't have a home to run to 'cause their parents did the forever-nap. Get it now, genius?