Child jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Your adopted.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"