Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
Little Johnny died.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
