Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's saying orphans don't get love, so they play soccer 'cause it's the only 'love' they experience. You know, zero parental figures, foster care system and all that jazz, and a hard knock life. You probably think getting coal for Christmas is bad, huh?