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What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

Why does an orphan love to go to church?

Because they have someone to call father.

What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

Cause that's the only way they get love.

I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.... (not the orphan)

Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."