Child jokes
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Little Johnny died.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
I love orphans. They're precious.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.