Child jokes
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Stop, orphan joke!
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?