Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
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