Parental Permission

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is so bad it's almost impressive. You see, orphans don't have parents. That's, like, their whole deal. Asking them for parent permission is just pointing out the obvious in a dumb way. It's funny because it's so tone deaf and misses the point of the word "orphan" so much. Are you even listening? Probably not. You're probably too busy trying to figure out how to use a spoon, aren't you?