What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them
what do you call an orphan at a construction site?
child labor
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
WHOEVER IS AN ORPHAN AND WANTS THESE TO GO OR IF YOU JUST WANT THEM TO GO AWAY COMMENT DOWN BELLOW OR IF YOU CAN'T COMMENT GIVE IT A THUMBS UP!
Why does an orphan play mum and dad? Cuz they need self love
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heared scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police. But it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again. But this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby. Certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice
TO ALL THE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE HELLO!!!!! HEY!!!! HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU? ( BTW I'M A KID TO I'M HAYLEY AND I'M TURNING 13 MY B DAY IS 10/08/2008)
da baby
Whats a orphans favorite movie "Going home"
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
