Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Gow do you keep tour friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
your adopted
Mom: Daddy stop! Me: No! Mom: Ok I just wanted you do it like your father
“One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and...“ He is interrupted. “Why are you saying this aloud?” A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, “You wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,” he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory...
What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
A child ask his father “ how do you get pink eye?” Son I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes. Then the son asks “How did I get Fungi?” As the father was about to answer. The boy says “Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?” ———-Fungeye
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”
