What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Child Jokes
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
