Child

Child Jokes

Orphan

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home to run back to.

Movie

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

Son

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

Orphan

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Sign

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Orphanage

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

Orphan

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Adoption

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Orphan

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?