Child

Child jokes

I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

A kid was asking a mother for money.

Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.

The kid kept asking the mother for money.

Mother: I already told you I don't have money.

The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."