Child jokes
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
When the card declines on child insurance.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.