What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Apple vs. Orphan
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the word "picked." Apples are picked off trees, and orphans, sadly, are often picked...like, chosen for adoption. Get it? It's funny because it's kinda dark, and you're probably too busy picking your nose to understand subtle humor. Sad, really.