What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
