What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
