What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
Rooster.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
