If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Rooster.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A
a chicken is dellisis
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
