Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
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Rooster
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
if a chicken flys into the plane and the plane crashes whos falt is it a:the drivers chickens can't fly
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
Why did the egg hide? Because it was a little chicken
your head was mistaken for a chicken wing
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road
