Chicken

Chicken jokes

Prank

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

Egg

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.

Memes

Cow

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

Parrot

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" πŸ”πŸ˜‚

Food

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?

Road

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. πŸ€“

Egg Yolk

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

Beethoven

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It doesn't matter, he's dead.

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  • Yolk

    My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

    If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

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  • Pile

    What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

    A chicken sees a salad.

    (Say it out loud if you don't get it!)

    Bar

    A chicken walks into a bar.

    He orders Dr. Pepper.

    He then lays a good scrambled egg.