Chicken jokes

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

Why did the pervert cross the road?

'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the chicken kill himself?

To get to the other side.

My cock, lmao.

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

To wipe the chicken's ass!

Rooster.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.