Chicken

Chicken jokes

Egg

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

Food

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

Cow

What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?

It's white and it's brown.

Memes

Beef

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.

Plane

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

Gift

Three sons left home, went out into the world, and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.

"I built a big house for our mum," said the first.

"I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur," said the second.

And the third smiled and said, "I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it."

A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,

"The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house."

To the second son she said, "I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude."

To the third son she wrote "Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!"

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  • Egg

    I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

    I'll let you know.

    Road

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

    Woman

    What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

    By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

    Tower

    Why did the chicken cross the towers?

    Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?

    Several hundred calories.

    Egg

    Why was the chicken screaming?

    He had an egg stuck in his butt.