Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
Person: guess what?
Other person: what?
Person: Chicken Butt
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant? To eat chicken!
Why did the chimkin cwoss da woad? To get away from the british bastard and get the egg roll.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow
Dead chicken and Dead cow.
How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
What did one pillow say to the other? Nothing meah they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico? To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.
Which came first the chicken or the egg.....
Eggs don’t cum
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
I ain’t a chicken but I ate a duck before
i think your eggcellent
Why did the stoner cross the road? He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”
When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
