Chicken jokes
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Three sons left home, went out into the world, and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
"I built a big house for our mum," said the first.
"I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur," said the second.
And the third smiled and said, "I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it."
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
"The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house."
To the second son she said, "I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude."
To the third son she wrote "Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!"
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.