Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why was the chicken screaming? He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
Why did the chicken say to the football guy you quarter. Stiller
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I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
On which side the chicken has the most feather
On the outer side😂😂
What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen!
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
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Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
Eggs
You crack me up
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
In China just when you think you know everything....then boooom. A gay chicken....hahahaha
